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Spooky Corners

10/31/2017

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In honor of this hallowed day, I'd like to share some of Izzy's riding terrors. I don't see them, of course, but obviously he does. I introduce you to the Corner of Death. It helps to read it with a creepy echo bouncing around and maybe some weird screams and cackling.
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Terrifying, I know.
There are three things that make this corner such a bogey-man. The first is that jump standard with a single red panel. What? You can't see it glaring at you? Does this help?
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Horrible!
Not gonna lie; that thing has nearly gotten me killed at least 56 times. Equally as vicious are the weird creepy things lurking by the neighbor's gate. It's the gate back there in the trees that you can't see. I should point out that it's a SILENT gate.
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Creepy and lethal, I am sure.
Since we can't actually see the gate from the arena, I hiked over to it for the photo. Imagine my surprise when nothing happened while I took the picture. It just sat there quietly behind its wall doing and saying NOTHING.
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Maybe the most evil of all the terrors ...
Set back across the road, just to the right of the Corner of Death sits a metal carport that is clearly a refuge for the crazed and demented. Every once in a great while, like maybe twice over the past 14 months, when the wind was really howling, so maybe it was actually something else ... that carport has made a creak or groan. Izzy's not taking any chances. He gives it the hairy eyeball every single day. When the looneys make their move, he knows he'll be ready.

​Halloween ... an equestrian's every day normal!
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Sarah B. Wakefield link
10/31/2017 09:39:52 am

Hilarious! The "Whoooooooo" gate was my favorite. We have a section of the arena AT the gate where we enter EVERY SINGLE FREAKING TIME and she's always counter-bending to sidle away from it every time we go past. *shakes head*

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Bakersfield Dressage link
11/10/2017 06:41:27 am

Right?! It's the every single time that kills me.

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emma link
10/31/2017 11:00:00 am

clearly the stuff of nightmares!

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Bakersfield Dressage link
11/10/2017 06:41:54 am

eye roll!

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Shelly
11/1/2017 09:30:18 am

You are hysterical... luv this & that we can all relate w/ this equine humor... our scary spot is just before we go out the gate to the trails she loves, so whatever, sometimes I back her all the way out, arrrrgh! 😖

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Bakersfield Dressage link
11/10/2017 06:42:24 am

Been there before! :0)

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    I am a lifetime rider. 
    I began endurance riding in 1996 where I ultimately completed five, one-day 100 mile races, the 200-mile Death Valley Encounter, and numerous other 50, 65, and 75 mile races. I began showing dressage in 2010.
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    Speedy went from endurance horse to dressage horse. We're currently showing Third Level for the 2019 show season. Speedy is a 2004, 15'1 hand, purebred Arabian gelding. His Arabian Horse Registry name is G Ima Starr FA.

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    Izzy was started as a four-year old and then spent the next 18 months in pasture growing up. I bought him as a six-year old, and together, we are schooling and showing at the lower levels. He is a 2008, 16'3 hand warmblood gelding. His Rheinland Pfalz-saar International (RPSI) name is Imperioso.
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