Not-So-Speedy Dressage
From Endurance to Dressage
Izzy's Equine Jolly Mega Horse Ball and Cover arrived this weekend. If it lasts, this is the best toy ever! In case you're interested in buying one, I thought I'd share what came out of the box as I was a little surprised, and maybe even a bit intimidated by the assembly process. I have a medicine ball at home that used to get a lot of use, but now its main job is to serve as a place to stretch my back and ribs. Occasionally I'll sit on it and work my pelvis too. I assumed the horse ball would be about the same, so I was surprised at its heaviness when I pulled it out of the box. Based on recommendations by friends, I also ordered the cover. As surprised as I was by the heft of the ball, I was initially concerned about the petiteness of the cover. Once I shook it open, it turned out to be appropriately large and fairly sturdy. I am really glad that I flipped through the directions before I started airing up the ball because I falsely assumed you could remove the cover or put it on with the ball inflated. No, you can't. And in fact, when I was trying to find the opening, I got a little worried when there didn't appear to be a way to get the ball inside. It turns out that it is quite a small slit in the cover that closes with velcro. The directions don't provide any tips for actually getting the ball inside the cover, but with a bit of thinking, I decided to roll the ball into a tube shape and slip it inside the cover. Once the ball was inside, I reached in and unfurled it, but I kept a close hold on the blow up hole. The ball came with a plastic foot pump, but it was nearly ineffective. I tried using my truck's emergency kit's air compressor, but that only works on stemmed tires. I went back to the foot pump and alternated between squeezing it with my feet and hands. At one point, I even put it between my knees à la Suzanne Somers. I finally gave up on the foot pump and just blew it up using my mouth. It turned out to be much faster. Once the ball was three quarters of the way filled, I went back to the foot pump as it was getting difficult to push air into the ball with just my lungs. In all, once I got a system going, it took about twenty minutes to inflate the ball. The company that manufactures the giant ball has an entire page in the directions pamphlet instructing owners how to properly introduce the ball to their horses. Apparently, some owners have scared holy hell out of their animals by launching the ball directly at their unsuspecting equines. Speedy would have a heart attack if I put this ball anywhere near his stall. Knowing that, I purposely aired it up where he could observe the process, but I made sure to stay far enough away that he didn't feel threatened. I knew Izzy would have no such concerns. Once it was ready for play, I gently nudged it out of the tack room doorway so that Speedy could get an eyeful. As anticipated, he gave a full on DANGER snort and back peddled to the far side of his paddock. On the other side of the barn aisle, my big brown Zweibrücker nearly launched himself over the fence to get closer to this new and wondrous object. Deciding to completely ignore the manufacturer's warning, I tossed the ball over Izzy's fence and enjoyed the show. He pounced on the ball and instantly realized the entertainment that could be had with something so large, mobile, and squishy. Click to enlarge photos. Once the ball started moving around, Izzy realized that he could make it do stuff. I was laughing so hard that I almost forgot to keep taking pictures. I quickly switched my iphone to video and shot a few seconds of his play. To those friends who suggested this toy for my over-active green bean, THANK YOU. Let's hope it lasts until at least Christmas!
9/20/2015 04:22:19 pm
That my initial thought, but after 4 million pumps on the stupid foot pump, passing out seemed better than leg cramps. :0) 9/20/2015 04:24:22 pm
I've always wanted a playful horse, so it was really fun to see. Now that I have a playful horse, I realize that it is more of a curse than a blessing! The good thing about this particular playful horse is that he isn't spooky. :0) 9/20/2015 04:25:41 pm
He does seem to like it. Apparently, he kept my barn owner up most of the first night banging the ball around his stall. I don't think she's real happy with it. Hopefully he'll tone it down over the next few days. :0)
Hannah
9/21/2015 06:08:53 am
Thank you for the video! I laughed pretty hard. :)
Carly
9/22/2015 07:24:37 am
He is SO CUTE with it! When I had mine, I think I spent more time blowing the stupid thing up than Bobby actually played with it. Comments are closed.
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About the Writer and RiderI am a lifelong rider.
I began endurance riding in 1996 where I ultimately completed five, one-day 100 mile races, the 200-mile Death Valley Encounter, and numerous other 50, 65, and 75 mile races. I began showing dressage in 2010. Welcome to my dressage journey. About Speedy GSpeedy went from endurance horse to dressage horse. After helping me earn a USDF Bronze medal in the summer of 2020, he is now semi-retired. Speedy is a 2004, 15'1 hand, purebred Arabian gelding. His Arabian Horse Registry name is G Ima Starr FA.
About IzzyIzzy was started as a four-year old and then spent the next 18 months in pasture growing up. I bought him as a six-year old, and together, we are showing at the lower levels. He is a 2008, 16'3 hand warmblood gelding. His Rheinland Pfalz-saar International (RPSI) name is Imperioso.
National Rider AwardsState Rider Awards
State Horse Awards
Working Towards:
CDS Sapphire Rider Award Third Level: 63.514% Third Level: 62.105% Fourth Level: Fourth Level: 2023 Show Season
Show Rating (***) CDS/USDF/USEF (*) CDS (s) Schooling (c) Clinic (r) Ride-a-Test Clinic 2023 Show Schedule
TBD 2023 Completed … Pending 2023 Qualifying Scores
Regional Adult Amateur Competition (RAAC) Qualifying Training Level 3 Scores/2 Judges/60%: Score 1: Score 2: Score 3: Archives
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