Category: Clothing

I "Need" New Breeches

9/24/2021

Okay, I don't NEED them, but my current collection of breeches is starting to look pretty weary. It also doesn't help that I lost 42 pounds and gained back 30. Everything pre-42 lost pounds was getting old. Everything post-30 pound gain is way too tight.

It's not like I have a bunch of money sitting around either. Speedy's Prascend order is in the process of getting filled. That's $340 bucks. My current eye glass frames date back to 2016. I just ordered new every day frames and a separate pair of sunglasses the total of which came to a bit over $400. My truck needs new tires, and I think something is going on with my brakes. That visit to Les Schwab is going to run about a grand.

And yet, I would still like a new pair of breeches. I am eyeballing these cutie pies from Lemieux. After a 15% discount and free shipping, they'll come out to $97.58. I've always wanted a pair of denim breeches, but I've never found a pair I've liked. I like these. At least I like them in the photos.

LeMieux Ladies' Denim Silicone Grip Euro Seat Breeches (size large)

Does anyone have these? Are they comfortable? True to size? A waste of my money?I can't decide whether I want you to be honest and say they're amazing, or lie to me so I make better life choices.

Help me choose (or send me a cheaper option)!

New Whites

7/14/2021

You might remember that I lost a bunch of a weight three years ago. You might have also noticed that I'm looking thicker around the middle lately. COVID was not kind to my waistline. Sitting at my computer for 10 -12 hours a day teaching via Google Meet and Zoom meant that I burned a lot fewer calories than I would have had I been up and about teaching in a traditional setting. Sitting wasn't the only culprit though; experiencing a higher degree of stress than normal provoked the desire to self-soothe with snacks. Lots of snacks.

Ticker around the middle than i like to be.

The problem with losing and gaining weight is that it requires a whole new wardrobe. As I lost weight, various clothing items either went into storage or were donated. New items were then purchased. New breeches were something that I had to buy as most of mine wouldn't stay up the thinner I got. With this show season well under way, I had to admit that I needed a new pair of whites. My newest pair of show breeches are now two sizes too small, and no amount of sucking it in would make them fit.

Ovation Celebrity Full Seats - new on the left, old on the right.

Fortunately, I had saved all of my larger sized breeches, so I've been wearing those. One pair though is pretty old - I think I bought them in 2014. The other pair, the Ovation DX Celebrity Slim Secret Full Seat Breeches, are slightly newer and fit my thicker waistline. Even having been through several show seasons, they've held up well.

Ovation Celebrity Full Seats - new on the left, old on the right.

Besides white, I also own these breeches in gray and navy. I really like them. They're stretchy and quite comfortable. I liked them so well that last week I bought a new pair in white to replace the Horze breeches bought in 2014. Finding white breeches that are cool enough for our summer heat but not see-through is challenging enough, but when you also want them to be budget-friendly and easy to wash, you're almost asking the impossible.

Ovation Celebrity Full Seats - new on the left, old on the right.

The Ovation Celebrity breeches check all of my boxes: they fit, they're not see-through (unless you wear really dark colored undies), they're budget-friendly at $119.95 (less because I had a 15% off discount code), and they wash up pretty well. My old pair, the ones on the right, have been washed dozens of times.

Ovation Celebrity Full Seats - new on the left, old on the right.

Considering that the old pair has been worn and washed a bunch of times, they still look pretty good next to the brand new pair. While I am glad to have a new pair of breeches that look less dingy than my oldest pair, it still stings a bit to have to buy new ones just because the perfectly good ones are too small.

Thanks a lot, COVID. You're despicable for so many reasons.

Hand in Glove

7/12/2021

Back when I was endurance racing, I rarely wore gloves. When the weather was really cold or raining, then, and only then, did I wear gloves. Gloves were hot and tended to get very dirty. We frequently sponged the horses' necks with water from buckets, streams, or troughs, so gloves would have gotten dirty-wet which would have been very uncomfortable.

No gloves.

Besides being uncomfortable, gloves are something that are easy to drop and lose. As it was, I rode with so many other things attached to my saddle or myself that one more thing might have broken the camel's back.

Lots of hanging stuff.

My regular race day gear included (for the rider):

helmet with over-sized visor
windbreaker/light jacket worn or tied around my waist
trail boots and half chaps
a rear-facing fanny pack filled with snacks and a water bottle
chapstick clipped to the breast collar
ride card and bag (rider/horse information) attached to the breast collar
sheepskin saddle cover

Even more hanging stuff.

For the horse:

an endurance headstall clipped to a rope halter
a lead rope connected to the halter and threaded through a fanny pack at my waist
breast collar
running martingale
crupper
sponge and water scoop clipped to the breast collar
cantle pack filled with emergency equipment for horse and rider with two water bottles
easy boots in bags hanging from cantle pack
rump rug attached to the cantle pack in the winter (first photo)

Even Speedy packed "stuff."

Those days are long past though, and today, I can't ride WITHOUT gloves. Even with gloves I fight callouses and rubs. At the last show we did, the skin on the ring finger on my left hand was throbbing. When Izzy gets locked in the neck and poll, I have to move the bit around in his mouth a lot which means a lot rein contact for me. Not only is there a lot of movement on my part, but Izzy jerks the rein, pulls, and generally tries to avoid contact. The skin and knuckle on my left hand pay the price.

And that was after it had shrunk a bit.

With a new callous blistering and growing, I gave my beloved white Roeckl's a close examination and discovered they were looking much worse for wear than I had thought. They had gotten quite thin in places, especially between the pinky and ring finger. I school in a different pair of Roeckl gloves, but I replace my schooling gloves as needed. My show gloves had been on duty for more years than I can remember.

The fingers used to be covered in a textured fabric.

Last week, I ordered a new pair, but instead of Roeckls, I went with Noble Equestrian™ Ready-to-Ride Gloves because they have a reinforced area between both the pinky/ring finger and the thumb/pointer finger. They were cheaper than the Roeckl's which was a bonus, but I don't know if I will like them. They were supposed to be here last week, but they got lost somewhere in Chicago. Dover is sending another pair with the understanding that I'll return the first pair if they ever show up.

Noble Equestrian™ Ready-to-Ride Gloves

I am leaving for a show on Thursday, so the customer service rep said she would try to expedite the shipping. My fingers are crossed that they'll get here on time and that I like them. I am cringing at the thought of having to use my old pair again. My fingers are only just now recovering from the last show.

To say I have a hand in glove relationship with my gloves is true on several levels.

No Socks, No Problem

5/27/2021

When you toss on your red Converse sneakers with no socks and wear black riding tights to work that look almost like regular black leggings because it's a virtual teaching day and no one is going to see what kind of shoes or pants you're wearing ...

But when you get to the barn that afternoon, you realize that not only are you not wearing any socks, but you've also forgotten to pack tall socks, so you slip on your muck boots anyway to clean water troughs ...

And then, even though you know know it's going to feel really gross, you slip on your tall boots for an afternoon ride on your amazing big brown horse ...

All because life is way too short to be waylaid by the lack of a pair of socks.

Short and Fat

5/14/2021

If you are a dressage rider, you know what I am talking about. This sport's attire is designed for tall, thin people. I am not tall nor thin. I was thin for about 8 months, but that life of complete deprivation made me very lonely and unhappy. I have finally come to terms with the fact that if I want to be happy, it's going to come with a few extra pounds.

So what does that mean for a dressage competitor? It means that finding boots to fit can be somewhat of an issue. For schooling I love the TuffRider Belmont boots. They fit me perfectly every time - I've ordered at least several pairs over the past few years - I am hard on my schooling boots, especially the zippers. For show boots, I was lucky to find the Ariat Maestros, which Ariat no longer makes. I've worn them happily for more than a decade. With the recent zipper blowout and replacement, I've felt the need to replace them. Enter the Petrie Olympic Dressage Boots.

Who doesn't love a boot box?

I love everything about these boots. They look rich and elegant, that inside zipper seems like a brilliant idea (haven't ridden with them, so who knows?), and the leather is sumptuous. It would have been perfect had they fit.

My finger is indicating where the bottom of my knee cap is.

That's a "no-go" on the zipper - too narrow.

For comparison: the Petries are several inches too tall. And no, they won't drop that much!

The Petries are back in their box. I'll be in Ventura this weekend, so I am hoping to return them in person. The fine folks at Dressage Extensions are on the hunt for a pair that will fit. The sizing chart for the Petrie boots is overwhelming, so I know they make a boot to fit me. Getting it in stock might take a while.

I guess I am not Cinderella after all.

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