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Not-So-Speedy Dressage

From Endurance to Dressage

Bad Dog

9/21/2018

 
If only she believed she's a bad dog. Naughty little thing just flips us the paw if we even suggest that she's not the queen of this castle.
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Cocky little snot.
My Wintec Webbers finally gave out this week, forcing me to order a new pair. There's actually an I kick ass story involved that I may as well share. I was riding Speedy when my stirrup fell off. Actually off; it hit the ground. I looked down and thought What the hell? I hopped off, put it back on, and two minutes later it fell off again.

The little holes that the Webbers' "t" slides into had torn open. Rather than traipse all the way back down to the tack room to swap out my leathers for an old pair, I stripped off both stirrups and hopped on without them. And then I continued with my ride, eventually doing flying lead changes with no stirrups. If that's not a kick ass moment, your standards are just way too high for this girl.
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I am pretty sure the GSO delivery guy didn't do this.
When I walked into the house yesterday afternoon and didn't see a box on the counter, I knew it was probably in pieces. No matter how many times I tell the GSO guy to leave all packages on the side of the house, he won't. At one point, I even had a note near the front gate that read, LEAVE PACKAGES ON THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE. THE YELLOW DOG CHEWS. And as though to make my point, the yellow dog chewed up the note.
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Good thing I don't need the directions.
I headed out to the front yard to find my husband busily hunting for torn box pieces. He cautiously handed me the crumbs of what used to be a box while saying that he had no idea what these things were but they didn't appear to be damaged.

Miraculously, all of the carnage was centered on the box itself and on the cardboard that held the Webbers together. Yellow dog even left the shipping label intact. Not that I could have returned them.
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Zero chew marks.
Although, now that I think about it, wouldn't it be a hilarious surprise to the fine folks over at Riding Warehouse to open up a return box to find this mess inside?
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Riding Warehouse, I love you all too much to do that to you.
Could I claim that the item had been damaged during shipping?

​Yellow dog, please finish growing up! I really might need to return the next thing.
Tracy
9/21/2018 12:39:22 pm

The lab shredding instinct is strong. My big dog is only 1/4 lab and she loves to shred — elk antlers are the only thing that lasts!

Bakersfield Dressage link
9/27/2018 05:44:37 pm

We do elk antlers, but they don't last long. I have no idea where they go, but within a couple of days, they look like little pencil stubs. We have to throw them away when they get small enough to fit in the whole mouth. Choking is a possibility with Yellow Dog (she doesn't always make smart choices!)

Amanda link
9/21/2018 01:01:27 pm

Oh nooooooo, pup!

That's maddening, both that your dog is still a chewer and that your mailman refuses to get it.

My parents' dog chewed up a saddle of mine as a puppy. It was very old, had a broken tree, and was purely decorative - but I was still pretty pissed off.

Bakersfield Dressage link
9/27/2018 05:46:06 pm

OMG! I would have been furious!!!!! We've had labs for more than 20 years, so we've (mostly) lab proofed our house, but we can't control everything - we try though!


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    ​I am a lifelong rider. 
    I began endurance riding in 1996 where I ultimately completed five, one-day 100 mile races, the 200-mile Death Valley Encounter, and numerous other 50, 65, and 75 mile races. I began showing dressage in 2010.
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    ​Speedy went from endurance horse to dressage horse. After helping me earn a USDF Bronze medal in the summer of 2020, he is now semi-retired. Speedy is a 2004, 15'1 hand, purebred Arabian gelding. His Arabian Horse Registry name is G Ima Starr FA.
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    Izzy was started as a four-year old and then spent the next 18 months in pasture growing up. I bought him as a six-year old, and together, we are showing at the lower levels. He is a 2008, 16'3 hand warmblood gelding. His Rheinland Pfalz-saar International (RPSI) name is Imperioso.
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