That approach wasn't going to work for these bad boys. They're large, and did I mention that there are 10 of them? Dr. Gonzalez showed me how they do it. He gave me a catheter syringe with the applicator tip cut off. He then instructed me to drop the 10 pills into the tube and cover them with water.
I've gotten pretty good at it (insert eye roll and deep sigh). It has become yet one more thing I'd rather not be competent at doing. Please, Speedy, no more stunts for a while. Okay?