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Not-So-Speedy Dressage

From Endurance to Dressage

A Friday Funny

5/4/2018

 
Well, it won't be that funny unless you were there, but for those of us who lived it, it was hysterical.

Most of you probably remember that I was/am(?) dealing with chronic migraines. So chronic in fact that for nearly two months I had a migraine every single day. I've had more drugs pumped into me in more ways than I can keep track of (nose, neck, butt cheeks, arm, mouth, hand ...). I was admitted to the ER for treatment where I wondered how many more veins they could tap into (two at a time seemed to be the answer).
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First Show
During all of this, I powered through and went to two different shows. Even though I was a bit loopy, we did pretty well at the first one, especially since it was the first time I had shown at Second Level.

For the second show, I was feeling really crappy. I couldn't concentrate and lived in a bubble of slow motion. I wasn't sleeping which added to my list of problems. I asked everyone who would listen to forgive my current state of stupidity. I actually felt like my IQ had dropped substantially. And hey, it's not like I am a rocket scientist to begin with. I need all the brain cells I can get my hands on.
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Second Show
So there I was doing my warm up, doing my best not to crash into anyone while desperately trying to process everything that my trainer was trying to get me to do. The first test went pretty well; we scored a 62.8%. I rode the second test two and half hours later. Whatever medication I was on at the time must have worn off. 

The test started off well. Mixed in with a a couple of 6.0s and a lone 5.0, Speedy and I racked up eight 7.0s. And then the wheels fell off our little bus. I picked up the wrong left lead canter - you're OTHER left my trainer wanted to yell. And not only did I not fix it, I then proceeded to ride a medium canter into - you won't believe this, a 10-meter half circle AND HE HELD THE LEAD! We counter cantered a 10-meter half circle. That takes serious skill.

What makes this so funny is that I never even noticed! I was so lost in my own LA LA Land that I finished the test thinking that wasn't too bad. I about fell off Speedy when my trainer pointed out my mistake. I didn't believe it until I read the judge's comments.
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I still laugh when I see it.
Wrong lead ... still wrong lead ... still wrong lead ... She must have thought I was looney tunes. We all laughed so hard when we saw that comment. But hey, at least she gave me 4.0s. I figured I was getting a string of zeros for picking up the wrong canter lead. My total score for that test was a 58.846% - not bad for doing half of it wrong! We even earned four more 7.0s after that mess!

The good news is that I have been migraine free for two weeks. I am sleeping again, and while I still feel a bit loopy at times, I am feeling more and more like my old self. Our next show is at the end of May, and I am feeling pretty confident about it. 

Now if I can just remember my left from my right!
Jenj
5/4/2018 08:27:22 am

So glad to hear that your migraines are doing better!

Bakersfield Dressage link
5/9/2018 08:57:51 am

Me, too, Jenj! :0)

lytha
5/4/2018 09:51:22 am

I *lol*d: )

I've had two migraines in my life and do my best not to ever have another. The only thing I found to help, was lying in a silent black room with my head wrapped in ice. Freezing my brain to numbness was really something!

Do you see the rainbow? Ugh, that rainbow. I was so ignorant, my first time. What is this lovely jaggedy rainbow? 20 minutes later I found out. And Ibuprofen does nothing.

Bakersfield Dressage link
5/9/2018 08:59:14 am

No auras for me, just splitting pain. And while I use cold packs, nothing really helps especially when they come for days/weeks at a time. :0/ I am feeling pretty good right now, so that's a relief!

Karen T & Hampton
5/4/2018 11:59:45 am

Well hey that 10m counter canter is in test 4-3 so at least you have that movement down pat when you get there!

Bakersfield Dressage link
5/9/2018 09:00:42 am

HAHAHAHA - that is hysterically funny. At my lesson last night, Speedy was being a stinker about counter canter past a corner that he hates. He kept throwing in a very clean flying change. My trainer joked that at least his changes are good. Maybe I DO need to skip Second - kidding!

Val
5/5/2018 11:07:43 am

Just imagine what you'll be able to do pain-free!

Bakersfield Dressage link
5/9/2018 09:01:23 am

That's an excellent way to look at it! LOL


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